I've just come across this fantastic new langauge: LOLCODE. I'm probably a little too old to ever be an expert at it because it's designed specifically for people who have grown up with texting; people who can succinctly express their ideas in abbreviated form. In true Code Rant 'love of fibonacci' fashion, here's a fib sample from John Lam's blog:
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A FISH ITZ "Yummy" VISIBLE FISH VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!" I HAS A FIB I HAS A A ITZ 1 I HAS A B ITZ 0 GIMMEH FIB IM IN YR LOOP VISIBLE B IZ FIB SMALR 1? YARLY GTFO NOWAI VISIBLE "NOWAI" KTHX I HAS A TEMP ITZ A UP B LOL A R B LOL B R TEMP NERFZ FIB!! KTHX KTHXBYE
No, it's not a joke (well not entirely), this is a real .NET language written with the DLR.